Introduction
Back in the early 2000s, when I co-owned Top O’ the Line Total Health Shoppe with my mother here in Spokane, I took pride in stocking the shelves with what I believed were the purest natural products—shampoos, conditioners, and body care items that promised safety and integrity. Our store sat in the famous historical Garland Village business district, right across the street from Ferguson’s, where Johnny Depp filmed his iconic little fork and biscuit Charlie Chaplin routine in the movie Benny & Joon (Buy on Amazon: Benny & Joon). I wasn’t just a shopkeeper—I served as president of the Garland Village business district and even published its newspaper, The Garland Villager, where I always tried to include educational content about health, like the dangers of fluoridated water. Fortunately, Spokane doesn’t have that poison in our water supply, despite the lunatics at the health department pushing for it for years.
My passion for health runs deep—I hold a Bachelor of Science in Natural Health and have spent decades immersed in holistic healing, long before I got involved with the so-called free energy and Tesla Sciences. I’ve been fortunate to have multiple friends and mentors who are well-known pioneers in the holistic industry—some in orthomolecular medicine, others medical doctors practicing holistic approaches. My first real mentor, Roger Estes, was a natural-born Qigong master who introduced me to John Bedini, sparking a journey that blended health and innovation. I’ve written a few books on natural health subjects and given presentations, some of which you can find in the digital product shop at emediapress.com.
Over time, I’ve watched the natural products industry change, and not for the better. Today, most so-called “natural” labeled body care products are loaded with toxic ingredients that I wouldn’t have touched back then and certainly wouldn’t now. It’s maddening to see “natural” twisted into a meaningless buzzword, leaving consumers exposed to hormone disruptors, cancer-causing agents, nerve toxins, and skin irritants—all hidden behind slick marketing. With my background, I’ve put together this guide to expose the dangers and share my top picks for truly safe shampoos and conditioners—ones I’d trust myself.
The Dangers Lurking in Your Hair Care Products
Your scalp isn’t just skin—it’s a highly absorbent gateway to your bloodstream. Warm water opens your pores, letting whatever you slather on sink in deep, where it can accumulate over time. The ingredients in mainstream shampoos and conditioners aren’t minor inconveniences; they’re serious health risks. Hormone disruptors throw your endocrine system into chaos, raising the odds of infertility, thyroid problems, and cancers like breast or prostate. Carcinogens quietly increase your risk of life-changing diseases, while nerve agents can damage your nervous system, and irritants leave your scalp raw and inflamed. Using these products daily isn’t just risky—it’s reckless.
Here’s a rundown of the worst culprits—harmful chemicals you need to steer clear of, listed alphabetically. If your shampoo or conditioner has any of these, it’s time to toss it and grab a healthier alternative:
- Benzyl Alcohol: In some “natural” products—irritant and sensitizer.
- DEA / MEA / TEA: Foam boosters that can form nitrosamines, potent carcinogens.
- Ethylhexylglycerin: Synthetic preservative, potential irritant and allergen.
- Formaldehyde Releasers (e.g., DMDM Hydantoin, Quaternium-15): Release formaldehyde, a proven carcinogen, into your scalp.
- Isopropyl Alcohol: Synthetic drying agent, strips oils and irritates skin.
- Methylisothiazolinone (MI) / Methylchloroisothiazolinone (MCI): Preservatives banned in many EU products for neurotoxic and allergenic effects.
- PEGs (Polyethylene Glycols): Petroleum-based thickeners often contaminated with 1,4-dioxane, a carcinogen; weakens skin’s barrier.
- Phenoxyethanol: Synthetic preservative linked to neurotoxicity and irritation.
- Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (SLS) / Sodium Laureth Sulfate (SLES): Harsh detergents that strip your scalp and may disrupt hormones; SLES often carries 1,4-dioxane.
- Synthetic Fragrance / Parfum: Hides hundreds of chemicals, including phthalates—hormone disruptors tied to infertility and developmental harm.
My Top Picks: Only the Safest Survive
I’ve spent years digging through ingredient lists and testing products, and my standard is uncompromising: only 5-star shampoos and conditioners meet my true benchmark—completely free of any questionable ingredients like those above. What I used to consider 5-star, I’d now rate as 4.5 stars, because I’ve recently discovered Carina Organics Unscented Baby Shampoo & Body Wash, and it’s the safest product I’ve ever seen—it’s my new gold standard. That said, I’ve included some 4.5-star options here because I only have one 5-star shampoo and one 5-star conditioner, and it’s not very helpful to recommend just one of each. Even the 4.5-star products are exponentially better than the questionable stuff most people use—especially big-name brands. These picks allow only minor, low-risk additives like sodium benzoate or potassium sorbate, but they’re still leagues ahead of typical offerings. Some products I came across were too expensive—they’re not here, as I’m not spending that much, but if you’re on a budget, pick what you can afford from these lists—anything here beats grocery store junk. If you notice popular “healthy” products missing, it’s because they don’t meet my strict safety standards after inspection. Below are my Top 4 shampoos and Top 4 conditioners, ranked from safest to least safe (but still exceptional), all free of the toxic mess above. Don’t let the “baby” label on some shampoos turn you off—adults can use them too; they’re listed because they work for everyone.
A quick note on my testing: I just tried the Carina Organics Unscented Baby Shampoo & Body Wash, and it’s pretty good—it doesn’t lather as much as some, but it’s the safest I’ve found, so I’m sticking with it. You have to use a bit more for a good foam, but that’s fine by me. I haven’t tested all these yet—I don’t usually use conditioner—but I’m planning to try the top ones soon. Stay tuned—I’ll post another article later on bar soaps, liquid soaps, body washes, toothpaste, mouthwashes, deodorants, and more. Cancer rates are skyrocketing, and we need to defend ourselves against the questionable stuff big corporations push to profit off our sickness.
Top 5 Safest Natural Shampoos
- Carina Organics Unscented Baby Shampoo & Body Wash (5 stars, 8.4 oz, ~$18.99)
- Ingredients: Filtered Aqua, Capryl Glucoside (corn sugar and fatty capric alcohol from coconut oil), Potassium Cocoate (saponified Cocos nucifera / coconut oil), Glycerin (vegetable), Pinus elliotti (pine) extract, Pinus banksiana (pine) extract, Magnesium Chloride (Magnesium Oil), Olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, Matricaria chamomilla (chamomile) flower extract, Urtica dioca (nettle) leaf extract, Taraxacum officinale (dandelion) leaf extract, Trifolium pratense (clover) flower extract, Acetic Acid (Apple Cider Vinegar), Cucurbita pepo (pumpkin) seed oil, Lathyrus odoratus (sweet pea) flower extract, Cyamopsis tetragonoloba (guar/cluster bean) gum
- Ultra-minimal and plant-based, my new gold standard for sensitive skin. My current test pick—lathers less but cleans well.
- I tested this, works great, but a bit expensive. It lathers better than the NOW baby shampoo, but not as good as the toxic shampoos full of chemicals. The #2 pick below is the same price for 3.6 ounces more and is intended to be an adult shampoo. On Carina Organics website, these are only $12.99 but you’ll be paying shipping but is probably a good deal if you want to stock up or go in on some bulk purchase with friends and family.
- Buy on Amazon: Carina Organics Unscented Baby Shampoo & Body Wash
- Carina Organics Citrus Daily Moisturizing Shampoo (5 stars, 12 oz, ~$18.99)
- Ingredients: Filtered Aqua, Capryl Glucoside (corn sugar and fatty capric alcohol from coconut oil), Potassium Cocoate (saponified Cocos nucifera / coconut oil), Glycerin (vegetable), Pinus elliotti (pine) extract, Pinus banksiana (pine) extract, Magnesium Chloride (Magnesium Oil), Olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, Matricaria chamomilla (chamomile) flower extract, Urtica dioca (nettle) leaf extract, Taraxacum officinale (dandelion) leaf extract, Trifolium pratense (clover) flower extract, Citrus Tangerina (Tangerine) Oil, Pyrus malus (green apple) extract, Ananas sativus (pineapple) extract, Linum Usitatissimum (Linseed) Seed Oil, Cucurbita pepo (pumpkin) seed oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Cyamopsis tetragonoloba (guar/cluster bean) gum
- Citrus-scented, ultra-gentle, and hydrating—pure as it gets, another 5-star Carina gem.
- This shampoo is amazing and so is the lavender one if you purchase from them direct. I signed up on their site, ordered, then after that, got a 10% off coupon for my first order, which the website didn’t tell me about. I emailed them about that but they don’t seem to be interested in communicating with their customers. I ordered a variety of products over $99 to get free shipping.
- Buy on Amazon: Carina Organics Citrus Daily Moisturizing Shampoo
- California Baby Shampoo & Body Wash (4.5 stars, 8.5 oz, ~$17.99)
- Ingredients: Water, decyl glucoside, lauryl glucoside, glyceryl oleate, glycerin, sodium levulinate, ocimum basilicum (basil) leaf extract, pimpinella anisum (anise) seed extract, quillaja saponaria extract, xanthan gum, phytic acid, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, yucca schidigera root extract, calendula officinalis flower extract, aloe vera barbadensis leaf juice, hydrolyzed quinoa protein
- Essential oil-based scent, ultra-safe for all.
- Buy on Amazon: California Baby Shampoo & Body Wash
- NOW Brand Baby Shampoo (4.5 stars, 8 oz, ~$8.07)
- Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Decyl Glucoside, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Glycerin, Lauryl Glucoside, Caprylhydroxamic Acid & Glyceryl Caprylate, Calendula Officinalis (Marigold) Flower Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) (non-GMO soy), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice Powder
- Simple and non-irritating, budget-friendly—my next test pick. I tested this – it doesn’t lather very well.
- Buy on Amazon: NOW Brand Baby Shampoo
- Babyology Shampoo & Body Wash (4.5 stars, 12 oz, ~$18.99)
- Ingredients: Sweet Almond Oil, Oat Aminos, Rose Water, Potassium Sorbate, Probiotic (Lactobacillus Ferment), Sunflower Oil, Sodium Phytate, Glyceryl, Acacia Senegal Gum, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Radish Root Extract, Vegetable Glycerin, Vitamin E (α-Tocopherol), Arugula Leaf Extract, Xanthan Gum, Coconut Oil, Jojoba Oil, Chicory Root (Inulin), Avocado Oil, Cetearyl Alcohol, Lavender Essential Oil, Calendula Flower Extract, Coconut Milk
- Probiotic-infused with clean surfactants, great for everyone.
- Buy on Amazon: Babyology Shampoo & Body Wash
Top 4 Safest Natural Conditioners
- Carina Organics Daily Light Conditioner (5 stars, 12 oz, ~$18.99)
- Ingredients: Filtered Aqua, Cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, Cetyl Alcohol (fatty alcohol from Coconut), Olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, Linum usitatissimum (linseed) oil, Cucurbita pepo (pumpkin) seed oil, Helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil, Persea gratissima (avocado) oil, Pinus elliottii (pine) extract, Pinus banksiana (pine) extract, Matricaria chamomilla (chamomile) flower extract, Urtica dioca (nettle) leaf extract, Taraxacum officinale (dandelion) leaf extract, Trifolium pratense (clover) flower extract, Citrus tangerina (tangerine) oil, Pyrus malus (green apple) extract, Ananas sativus (pineapple) extract, Magnesium Chloride (Magnesium Oil), Cyamopsis tetragonoloba (guar/cluster bean) gum
- Pure plant-based hydration, lightweight perfection—my top test contender.
- I tested this and it works great. I don’t normally use conditioner and had 3 others use it and they love it.
- Buy on Amazon: Carina Organics Daily Light Conditioner
- SheaMoisture Intensive Hydration Hair Masque (5 stars, 11.5 oz, ~$10.49)
- Ingredients: Water, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Glycerin (Vegetable), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Stearyl Alcohol, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetyl Alcohol, Fragrance, Behentrimonium Chloride, Panthenol, Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter, Trichilia Emetica (Mafura) Seed Butter, Adansonia Digitata (Baobab) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Rice Protein, Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Honey, Cetrimonium Chloride, Ficus Carica (Fig) Fruit/Leaf Extract, Caprylyl Glycol, Caprylhydroxamic Acid
- Deep nourishment with natural oils, no compromises—another test pick.
- Buy on Amazon: SheaMoisture Intensive Hydration Hair Masque
- Innersense Organic Beauty Pure Inspiration Daily Conditioner (4.5 stars, 10 oz, ~$30)
- Ingredients: Water/Aqua/Eau, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Stearalkonium Chloride, Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Leaf Juice, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Sodium Benzoate, Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut Oil), Hydrolyzed Quinoa, Hydrolyzed Rice Protein, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract
- Organic and botanical-rich, daily hydration.
- Buy on Amazon: Innersense Organic Beauty Pure Inspiration Daily Conditioner
- Avalon Organics Nourishing Lavender Conditioner (4.5 stars, 32 oz, ~$17.69)
- Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Brassica Alcohol, Glycerin, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Capryloyl Glycerin/Sebacic Acid Copolymer, Diheptyl Succinate, Brassicyl Isoleucinate Esylate, Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Calendula Officinalis (Calendina) Flower Extract, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Chenopodium Quinoa Seed, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Flower Extract, Tocopheryl Acetate, Alcohol, Archidyl Alcohol, Arginine, Behenyl Alcohol, Calcium Gluconate, Glyceryl Stearate, Stearyl Alcohol, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate, Citral, Coumarin, Limonene, Linalool
- Botanical hydration, budget-friendly clean.
- Buy on Amazon: Avalon Organics Nourishing Lavender Conditioner
Approved Ingredients: What’s Safe and Why
Some ingredients in these products might look chemical-ish, but they’re safe and functional. Here’s a list of approved ingredients in my picks, listed alphabetically, with why they’re okay:
- Acacia Senegal Gum: Acacia tree thickener, natural hold.
- Acetic Acid (Apple Cider Vinegar): From fermented apples, adjusts pH naturally.
- Adansonia Digitata (Baobab) Seed Oil: Baobab oil, repairs with antioxidants.
- Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice: Aloe vera, soothes and hydrates.
- Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Extract: Pineapple extract, nourishes with enzymes.
- Archidyl Alcohol: Plant-derived fatty alcohol, stabilizes.
- Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil: Argan oil, hydrates and boosts elasticity.
- Arginine: Plant amino acid, strengthens hair.
- Arugula Leaf Extract: Arugula extract, vitamin-rich nourishment.
- Avocado Oil: See Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil.
- Behenyl Alcohol: Plant-derived fatty alcohol, conditions.
- Behentrimonium Chloride: Plant-derived conditioner, detangles safely.
- Behentrimonium Methosulfate: From rapeseed, natural detangler.
- Brassica Alcohol: Plant-derived fatty alcohol, stabilizes.
- Brassicyl Isoleucinate Esylate: Plant-derived conditioner, detangles.
- Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter): Shea tree butter, deeply moisturizes.
- Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract: Calendula, heals and soothes.
- Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract: Green tea, antioxidant-rich.
- Capryl Glucoside: From corn sugar and coconut, mild surfactant.
- Caprylhydroxamic Acid: Coconut-derived preservative, low irritation.
- Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside: Coconut-based surfactant, gentle cleanser.
- Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride: From coconut oil, conditions safely.
- Capryloyl Glycerin/Sebacic Acid Copolymer: Plant-derived conditioner, smooths.
- Cetearyl Alcohol: Plant-derived fatty alcohol, thickens without drying.
- Cetrimonium Chloride: Plant-derived conditioner, softens safely.
- Cetyl Alcohol: Coconut-derived fatty alcohol, smooths hair.
- Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract: Chamomile, calms and shines.
- Chenopodium Quinoa Seed: Quinoa seed, nourishes with protein.
- Chicory Root (Inulin): Prebiotic from chicory, supports scalp health.
- Citric Acid: From citrus fruits, adjusts pH for scalp health.
- Citrus Aurantifolia (Lime) Oil: Lime oil, fresh scent and cleansing.
- Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil: Lemon oil, natural scent.
- Citrus Tangerina (Tangerine) Oil: Tangerine oil, natural scent.
- Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Milk: Coconut-derived, hydrates naturally.
- Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil: Coconut oil, nourishes and shines.
- Coconut Oil: See Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil.
- Cucurbita Pepo (Pumpkin) Seed Oil: Pumpkin seed oil, vitamin-rich.
- Cyamopsis Tetragonoloba (Guar/Cluster Bean) Gum: Guar gum, thickens naturally.
- Decyl Glucoside: Coconut/palm surfactant, biodegradable and gentle.
- Diheptyl Succinate: Plant-derived conditioner, smooths hair.
- Ficus Carica (Fig) Fruit/Leaf Extract: Fig extract, nourishes naturally.
- Filtered Aqua: Purified water, clean base.
- Fragrance: Only if specified as natural/essential oil-based, safe for scenting.
- Glycerin: Plant-based humectant, moisturizes hair and scalp.
- Glyceryl: Shorthand for plant-derived compounds (e.g., Glyceryl Oleate), conditions.
- Glyceryl Caprylate: Plant-derived preservative, safe in small amounts.
- Glyceryl Oleate: Vegetable-derived, softens skin.
- Glyceryl Stearate: Plant-derived emulsifier, stabilizes.
- Glyceryl Stearate SE: Self-emulsifying plant stabilizer, conditions.
- Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride: From guar gum, reduces static.
- Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil: Sunflower oil, vitamin-rich.
- Honey: Natural humectant, moisturizes.
- Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil: Plant-derived, stabilizes and conditions.
- Hydrolyzed Quinoa: Quinoa protein, strengthens hair.
- Hydrolyzed Rice Protein: Rice protein, strengthens hair.
- Lactic Acid: From fermented plants, adjusts pH gently.
- Lathyrus Odoratus (Sweet Pea) Flower Extract: Sweet pea extract, nourishes.
- Lauryl Glucoside: Coconut/palm surfactant, gentle and biodegradable.
- Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Flower Extract: Lavender extract, soothes.
- Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil: Lavender oil, soothes and scents.
- Linum Usitatissimum (Linseed) Oil: Flaxseed oil, omega-rich nourishment.
- Magnesium Chloride (Magnesium Oil): Mineral from seawater, conditions.
- Mangifera Indica (Mango) Seed Butter: Mango butter, hydrates.
- Matricaria Chamomilla (Chamomile) Flower Extract: Chamomile, calms.
- Oat Aminos: Oat-derived amino acids, strengthens hair.
- Ocimum Basilicum (Basil) Leaf Extract: Basil extract, antioxidant-rich.
- Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil: Olive oil, moisturizes and strengthens.
- Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil: Rice bran oil, vitamin-rich.
- Panthenol: Plant-derived Vitamin B5, strengthens.
- Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil: Avocado oil, deeply hydrates.
- Phytic Acid: From rice bran, stabilizes naturally.
- Pimpinella Anisum (Anise) Seed Extract: Anise extract, nourishes.
- Pinus Banksiana (Pine) Extract: Pine extract, natural compounds.
- Pinus Elliottii (Pine) Extract: Pine extract, natural compounds.
- Potassium Cocoate: Saponified coconut oil, mild cleanser.
- Potassium Sorbate: From sorbic acid (berries), mild preservative.
- Probiotic (Lactobacillus Ferment): Beneficial bacteria, supports scalp health.
- Pyrus Malus (Green Apple) Extract: Apple extract, vitamin-rich.
- Quillaja Saponaria Extract: Soapbark extract, natural cleanser.
- Radish Root Extract: Radish-derived preservative, safe and natural.
- Rose Water: Rose distillate, hydrates and soothes.
- Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil: Jojoba oil, scalp-friendly.
- Sodium Benzoate: From berries, safe preservative in low doses.
- Sodium Levulinate: Plant-derived, mild preservative.
- Sodium Phytate: From rice bran, stabilizes naturally.
- Stearalkonium Chloride: Plant-derived conditioner, detangles.
- Stearyl Alcohol: Plant-derived fatty alcohol, stabilizes.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Almond oil, hydrates naturally.
- Taraxacum Officinale (Dandelion) Leaf Extract: Dandelion extract, minerals.
- Tocopheryl Acetate: Vitamin E derivative, nourishes.
- Trichilia Emetica (Mafura) Seed Butter: Mafura butter, strengthens.
- Trifolium Pratense (Clover) Flower Extract: Clover extract, nourishes.
- Urtica Dioca (Nettle) Leaf Extract: Nettle extract, mineral strength.
- Xanthan Gum: Plant-derived thickener, stabilizes.
- Yucca Schidigera Root Extract: Yucca extract, natural cleanser.
These are approved because they’re naturally derived, minimally processed, or used in safe, tiny amounts, free of my banned list.
Final Thoughts
Hair care shouldn’t come with a health warning. These shampoos and conditioners are the safest I’ve found—products I’d trust myself. With Carina setting a new 5-star bar for both shampoo and conditioner, I’m testing how well they work first. If I dive deeper into conditioners, SheaMoisture is next. Ditch the questionable stuff and take back your health.
Disclaimer: emediapress.com is an Amazon affiliate, meaning we may earn a small commission from purchases made through these links at no extra cost to you. This doesn’t sway my picks—every product here meets my tough standards.
